Set off to explore the island on the motorbike with the bit of stuff on the back. Sometimes it’s quite full there, and every 50 metres there is a “tsunami sign”. Oh well, in about 400 years time when the next monster wave is on it’s way, we will know exactly in which direction we have to run to escape it, yes, up the mountain They do a lot for tourism on Phuket, and also a lot of crap…. However, maybe the catalogue tourists feel safer that way.

Beer bar scene, Gathoey (Lady boy), getting stuck into the Safari Club. Two good-looking (and very very wet) lady boys sitting on a frame above a huge tub filled with water. You just have to pay 100 Baht and have three throws. If you hit the heart shaped target with one of the rubber balls, he/she/the “chick with a prick” will fall into the water. Even I had a shot after I had asked “her” whether she liked her job. YEEEES!!! I was quite wet for a while as well (I nearly pissed myself laughing), also took a nice bit of video  

Out and about round the island: 

A few more impressions before we carry on our way down to the seaside resort of Pattaya. This time I flew to the Utapao Airport, it’s closer than Bangkok Airport to the worlds largest knocking shop.