But now to the serious things in life. It’s time to pay another visit to the Penthouse Hotel in Pattaya, Soi Pattayaland. A few years back, I had a small party with four “girlfriends” in this very special house, it lasted for three days. The question is, is this hotel still up to “standard?” The only way to find out is to carry out my assignment by checking in. So, I gave things a lot of effort, just for you, and arranged a similar event. Superlative, no, not my thing and I only articulate in this direction very reluctantly. However, I must say one thing; I have set myself a certain standard

After holding many interviews, I found six members of staff who claimed to be willing to give things a go, and as I found out later, they really were willing

After speaking about talented and the exceptionally gifted a few sentences beforehand, it is absolutely necessary that I add the following. These girls were even more motivated, and that the whole of the time. Thailand’s filthy bars now seem to be certified according to ISO 2001, hehe, just having a bit of fun.

The indoor swimming pool is new, wasn’t there last time, and I must say that it really is a fantastic facility which I (such as the whole hotel) can recommend to everyone. We had a hell of a lot of fun there on both days.

Below, a modest, random assortment of photos, which only provide a little of the true feeling of the place. “Water-sports” have always been one of my passions, and we carried this out in all ways one can possible think of. 

The choice of the room, or should I say suite, was quite difficult this time due to the amount of participants, one had to take one or the other thing into consideration. For example, there was a huge room with a whirlpool to fit all of us, but there was only one bed, seven of us in one bed? The room I eventually chose had two beds (were large enough and just the right height), but unfortunately only two smaller whirlpools. Ok, one cannot always have it all ones way, but guess what? I discovered later on that there was enough room for the most of us in just one of the small whirlpools.

The girls really and truly gave me the complete works, not an eye remained dry, no wish was left unfulfilled. As long as my names Grubert, I will not forget these parties for the rest of my days. Below a few pics to remind of the event. 

Enough of this for now…. More about everything in detail in the report. Am now closing the short preview of my latest excursion….

I hope you all had fun reading, and that I was able to wet your appetites – for your next holiday to the Land of Smiles!

Sweet dreams...

Just get out and buy yourselves a ticket

Best regards and lots of fun.
Major Grubert

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