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...Of course, it wasn’t all that cheap, but I did get the whole programme
By the way: This time I decided to treat myself to a short “excursion” to a Thai dominatrix (three hours for 8000 Baht). What and how things happened there! Will let your know elsewhere. I’ll just tell you this much, value for money compared with back at home, well, just cannot be compared really, in fact incomparably GOOD. The girl (sorry mistress) did the job with her whole heart (and other parts of her body)….
The famous – notorious beer garden down the Soi 7 (an unbelievably large amount of freelancers), 24 hours a day supermarket called FOODLAND (Soi 5) from the inside and outside.
Female street peddlers (Yummy: good!), view from the Baiyoke Tower (Thailands highest building), the same from down below as seen from the Pratunam Market, in the Pantip Plaza (stacks of software, and cheap as well).
Ultimately, it was time for a trip to my favourite island! Via the Suvarnabhumi Airport with Thai Airways to….
...Phuket! With all its lovely beaches...
...Nightlife as well, but depending on the season and time of year not always without problem. It’s not Pattaya. But fun is waiting, here a few pictures taken whilst out and about on the island:
Set off to explore the island on the motorbike with the bit of stuff on the back. Sometimes it’s quite full there, and every 50 metres there is a “tsunami sign”. Oh well, in about 400 years time when the next monster wave is on it’s way, we will know exactly in which direction we have to run to escape it, yes, up the mountain, they do a lot for tourism on Phuket, and also a lot of crap…. However, maybe the catalogue tourists feel safer that way.
Beer bar scene, Gathoey (Lady boy), getting stuck into the Safari Club. Two good-looking (and very very wet) lady boys sitting on a frame above a huge tub filled with water. You just have to pay 100 Baht and have three throws. If you hit the heart shaped target with one of the rubber balls, he/she/the “chick with a prick” will fall into the water. Even I had a shot after I had asked “her” whether she liked her job. YEEEES!!! I was quite wet for a while as well (I nearly pissed myself laughing), also took a nice bit of video.
Out and about round the island:
A few more impressions before we carry on our way down to the seaside resort of Pattaya. This time I flew to the Utapao Airport, it’s closer than Bangkok Airport to the worlds largest knocking shop.
Pattaya! Got stuck into things straight away. The Walking Street. Is cut off to traffic as from five in the afternoon, that’s where it gets its name from. This is where you find everything and everyone. Gogo bars, lady boys, freelancers, discos, shops where you can by grub. During the first day, I visited a couple of gogos, and came to the conclusion that there are only older women there. However, the impression was deceiving, when taking a closer look one will find bars with very good-looking lasses. Things change here all the time, which makes it, quite pointless naming things, just get down there and take a look for yourselves.
The shows in the bars have once again become a bit more liberal. Currently, in some of the bars there are whirlpool shows, which are not too bad at all. In my honest humble opinion, I would say that the best one at the moment is in BOESCHE. The girls are very busy licking each other’s twats, and also show everything they have got. Of course, if one wishes (for a small fee of 50 – 100 Baht or a drink or two) one can also do a bit of “twat licking”. I had a lot of fun down there; don’t want to go into any more detail here due to respect for the more tender of you.
The service in Tony’s has improved once again, Tony’s 2 (opens at about three in the morning when Tony’s 1 shuts). Apart from a very appealing show, there is also an “Aquarium”, meaning a pool with glass windows in which a mermaid is at work, quite nice!!! Marine disco, never been my sort of thing, loud and dark as one can get. I even did without a visit to the Lucifer, live music and older women, not my sort of thing, maybe in about 30 years time. Marine 3 is a place one can hang about in until six in the morning. The Gogos shut at about two in the morning, unfortunately, but there is entertainment that can be enjoyed after that. The discos have thousands of freelancers. Pattaya is well worth visiting, no, Pattaya is THE real thing.
Below: Neon sign belonging to the BOESCHE, typical street-sign down the Beach Road (here down Soi 7 with a number of beer bars). Soi Pattayaland with the, how should I say, “Boys Corner”? Stopped for a short festivity in the Penthouse Hotel opposite for a short time, more about that later on. Seldom so clearly described, a typical Thai establishment: The bog is for all, emancipation, at long last!!! It’s not even noticeable that the girls are led first, or what do you think?
Miserable branch of the Eden Club (Bangkok) in Pattaya, the Hell Club. Was awaiting a little more from this visit, fun! Forget it…. A woman in the entrance to the place with absolutely no interest at all until I actually spoke to her, come on, I’ve got money in my pocket and am looking for fun! The wrong choice of person for this job. It’s even worse in the club itself. The manager (well I think he was the manager) asked me whether I had been to the Eden Club in Bangkok, yes of course I had been there! He made an effort to let me know about a few rules they had, but why, and that was the worst thing of all, there was not one single bit of stuff hanging around in this place. No thanks, turned on my heels and left. Scene from down the same street, the pool in Nova Park.
By the way, there is also a Sado-Maso place in Pattaya: The Castle. I don’t know why I am linking it…. In comparison with the two pretty good places in Bangkok, this place is just a poor copy, or did I just happen to have a bit of bad luck? The shock of the place caused me to forget to take a photo, not even from the outside. I rang the doorbell and a female nose poked out and asked me whether I had been there before. “No”. She explained the prices to me (same as those in Bangkok) and let me in. Inside, a hoard of Koreans kneeling down and being entertained in front of the appropriate women. A pretty fat naked bloke was being fastened to a cross in the corner of the room by two of the women, pretty harmless, but then again….
Well, I thought, how nice. I take a seat at the bar and order a black soda for my 900 Baht. Three hens turn up and present me with my own private show: One of them is tied to a few poles and blindfolded, her tits are hanging down. I have a quick feel, in fact I am told to do so, can’t be bothered with such floppy things. One of the others kneels down; this one is also blindfolded, and awaits what is coming. She is a lot better looking, and I have a good feel of her large but inviting backside. The third woman had already lit a candle, one of those candles that produce a lot of hot dripping wax, this she then drips in an SM way onto the backside of the one kneeling down waiting for what is coming.
I grab her wax-covered backside, and…. The woman with the candle gives me an angry look and with a quick movement of the hand, sends some of the wax flying in my direction. At first I thought she was trying to include me in the “game”, but then I register that the hot wax had just missed my hand (if she had hit it, it would most certainly have been quite painful) and my shoes. Then, she really did give me a very angry look, as if she had wanted to bite me. This all hadn’t been to provide me a bit of pain, but to demonstrate that I had not behaved very well, because I had touched the other woman’s backside.
I’ll explain: I had been integrated in the game in both the Barbar in Bangkok, and in Demonia, I had been allowed to and it was in fact what they had wanted, that I take part. Sometimes I even amused the girls with the utensils I had taken along with me (a very nice latex mask covering the whole head with a pretty long latex tail):
I hadn’t awaited all that much, but I had never been treated in such an unfriendly manner before, not anywhere in the world, not even where one is expected to be tolerant. I am the paying guest (and not that cheap either) and expect, if I do happen to do something wrong, an appropriate reaction and to be told what is wrong, but not that. By the way, I was stone cold sober that day (was only early in the evening).
I cried out loud and clearly “Gep Tang Kap!” after the moment of fright, or should I say after I had sussed the situation out (This really only did take a moment or should I say a second after I had seen the look in the bitches eyes). All of the other women in the place (and one other guest, could have been the manager though) suddenly took a look what was going on, that’s just what I wanted to happen. I was given my bill on demand, BANGED a thousand Baht onto the bar, grabbed my 100 Baht change, and disappeared out of the door without even taking another look at the place. Had only been in there for about 10 minutes, she could let her wax drip down the other woman’s backside without my help, and I can get a black soda in any other bar in the world, and cheaper at that. The main point though, without being reprimanded in such a rotten way.
Lads, go out and get what you can, pay well for the service, but what ever you do, don’t let them take the piss.
Here a few pics from a more pleasant type of company: First of all very shy and dressed in Hessian, after a few drinks and shopping for a bikini (290 Baht) she “woke up” and was even quite hard to keep under control…. Yes, woe if I let go of her…. On the first day down at Tony’s she went for a swim in the Aquarium, on the second day she dropped her cloths on the dance floor, I was nearly even embarrassed with how she got going, but only nearly…. The girl on the second photo is only her shy friend. Maybe I should have bought her a few drinks as well. I don’t think so, what does a mate of mine always say: “a sow recognises another by the way she walks”, and hers wasn’t very familiar to me.
More pictured examples of successful leisure time activities:
Short times in Dirty Soi 6, thereupon in my hotel: Talented service staff!
The difference between talented and the exceptionally gifted was, thank god, revealed during this holiday…. If not it would have been very disappointing…. Not only is everything possible, everything is also desired.
But now to the serious things in life. It’s time to pay another visit to the Penthouse Hotel in Pattaya, Soi Pattayaland. A few years back, I had a small party with four “girlfriends” in this very special house, it lasted for three days (two nights, see Thai CD number three). The question is, is this hotel still up to “standard?” The only way to find out is to carry out my assignment by checking in. So, I gave things a lot of effort, just for you, and arranged a similar event. Superlative, no, not my thing and I only articulate in this direction very reluctantly. However, I must say one thing; I have set myself a certain standard.
After holding many interviews, I found six members of staff who claimed to be willing to give things a go, and as I found out later, they really were willing.
After speaking about talented and the exceptionally gifted a few sentences beforehand, it is absolutely necessary that I add the following. These girls were even more motivated, and that the whole of the time. Thailand’s filthy bars now seem to be certified according to ISO 2001, hehe, just having a bit of fun.
The indoor swimming pool is new, wasn’t there last time, and I must say that it really is a fantastic facility which I (such as the whole hotel) can recommend to everyone. We had a hell of a lot of fun there on both days.
Below, a modest, random assortment of photos, which only provide a little of the true feeling of the place. “Water-sports” have always been one of my passions, and we carried this out in all ways one can possible think of.
The choice of the room, or should I say suite, was quite difficult this time due to the amount of participants, one had to take one or the other thing into consideration. For example, there was a huge room with a whirlpool to fit all of us, but there was only one bed, seven of us in one bed? The room I eventually chose had two beds (were large enough and just the right height), but unfortunately only two smaller whirlpools. Ok, one cannot always have it all ones way, but guess what? I discovered later on that there was enough room for us all in just one of the small whirlpools.
The girls really and truly gave me the complete works, not an eye remained dry, no wish was left unfulfilled. As long as my names Grubert, I will not forget these parties for the rest of my days. Below a few pics to remind of the event.
Enough of this for now…. More about everything in detail in the report. Am now closing the short preview of my latest excursion….
I hope you all had fun reading, and that I was able to wet your appetites – for your next holiday to the Land of Smiles!
Sweet dreams...
Just get out and buy yourselves a ticket.
Best regards and lots of fun.
Major Grubert
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I hope you still all have a bit of fun taking a look.
